I want to kiss and cuddle
And melt in a puddle
With you ooo ooo
I want to hug and smile
And linger for a while
With you ooo ooo
Oh I do
Yeah I do
But I’m a prickly prickly porcupine
I’ll make you bleed and then you die
Prickly prickly porcupine
Make you bleed and then you die
Prickly prickly porcupine
I’ll make you bleed and then you die
So we shouldn’t
I want to sidle up next to you
Do the things we like to do
Ooo ooo ooo
I want to write a love letter
Make each other feel better
Boopee doopee doopee doo
I want to meet your mom and dad
Hold each other and be glad
I do ooo ooo
I want to kiss you on the mouth
And then we’ll buy a house
For me and you
Oh I do
Yeah I do
But I’m a prickly prickly porcupine
I’ll make you bleed and then you die
Prickly prickly porcupine
I’ll make you bleed and then you die
My body’s made of little knives
Get too close, meet your demise
I’m sharp, jagged, and dangerous
I’m made of shards, you’ll make a fuss
You’ll scream out in sheer agony
You’ll curse the day you ever met me
You’ll die crumpled at my feet
Oh it will be so bittersweet
So we shouldn’t
And your blood will stain my needles
So I’ll have to take a bath
