These twelve years together have never been better
You know that I love you so much
Oh, you're such a delight each and every night
With your belching and farting and such
At dinner you're able to sit at the table
Just clipping the nails of your toes
And if we split up you know that you're fucked
'Cause I know things that nobody knows
Oh, now that I've loved you
There's no reason to fear you
If ever you leave me
I can always just smear you
I’ve learned so much about you
From just being near you
If ever you leave me
I can always smear you
I will never forget that night we first met
Your smile made me weak in the knees
Even though you're no hunk and when you get drunk
You get racist about the Chinese
Oh, I'll never get sick of your miniature prick
Or the tramp stamp you have of Saddam
But if you cease to hold me remember you told me
How you really feel 'bout your mom
Oh, now that I've loved you
There's no reason to fear you
If ever you leave me
I can always just smear you
I’ve learned so much about you
From just being near you
If ever you leave me
I can always smear you
credits
from 10x10 Album Challenge Vol. 1 - The Songs,
released May 22, 2020
Written, engineered, and mixed by Matt Wixson
Acoustic guitar, harmonica, vocals by Matt Wixson
Vocals by Sue Durso
Violin by Allen Smock
Track artwork by Matt Wixson
Photo by Cari Sue
