Yeah ye ye
Ye ye ye
Ye ye ye

I’ve been waiting for this day all summer
Even had the chance to have a lover
I’ve never been kissed
I said no I can’t go to the movies
Gotta get ready for the first day of school
And that day is finally here

Took my toothbrush to clean my sneakies
Then I used the same toothbrush to brush my teethies

Picked out my outfit picked out my jewels
Before I got on the bus I took my morning poo

THEN BAM
Walk into the class
Teacher plops stapled paper in my hand

It’s the moment we’ve been waiting fooooooor
It’s time to read the

CHORUS
SYLLABUS SYLLABUS SYLLABUS SYL-LEE-BUS
SYLLABUS SYLLABUS SYLLABUS SYL-LEE-BUS

But first
I gotta tell everyone what I did last summer

Frank 1: My names Frank
Frank 2: My names Frank
Frank 2: Over the summer I met Tom Hanks
Frank 1: I rode a tank
Both: That’s basically the same thing!
Let’s be friends! OK!

Wait but first we need to get back to the SYL-LEE-BUS SYLLABUS
Oh right! The Syllabus Heehee

There’s something about the smell of the paper
The bullet points and its organized nature
Comic Sans Size 12
Is music to my eyes
But the best part of this day
Is that we don’t have to use our brains
Like at all

Frank 1: Oh, Mrs. Fark! I’ll read the first paragraph!
Mrs. F: Oh go right ahead, my dear!!
Frank 1: Week one, colon
First bullet point
Students will read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Period
Second bullet point
Mrs. F: Oh dear, you don’t have to read all the punctuation out -
Frank 1: Excuse me, Mrs. Fark. I don’t appreciate you interrupting me
Mrs. F: Oh so sorry Frank

Sally Buss: Ahem, I’m Sally Buss. Um I’m not allowed to read Harry Potter. My parents said magic is a sin
Mrs. F: I’m sure they did Sally Buss. Well I guess we’ll have to read Moby Dick instead!
Class: Awwww man. Classic Sally Buss. Buzzkill!!

God damn that

CHORUS
SALLY BUSS SALLY BUSS SALLY BUSS SAL-LEE-BUSS
SALLY BUSS SALLY BUSS SALLY BUSS SAL-LEE-BUSS

DING DING DING
Frank 1: What it’s time to go ALREADY!
Frank 2: How did this day go by so sl-fast
Frank 1: I’ll never forget the new faces I met
Frank 2: It feels like just this morning we learned how to ask permission to go pee or poop
Frank 1: We learned to burp on the inside not the out
Frank 2: Chivalry is not dead
Frank 1: I’ll never forget this #day

Frank 2: No homework no tests no expectaaaaayayayyyayyyayyytions

Frank 2: Frank?
Frank 1: Yes Frank?
Frank 2: Shall we?
Frank 1: Sure! Hey, wait
That bus is blue.
Frank 2: That looks silly.
Both: That’s a silly bus!!!

Driver: Hey kids! I don’t recognize you! You must be new to Route 66!! What did you learn in school today?

Franks: Nothing!!
Driver: Cool! All aboard!!

Time to ride the…..

CHORUS
SILLY BUS SILLY BUS SILLY BUS SIL-LEE-BUS
SILLY BUS SILLY BUS SILLY BUS SIL-LEE-BUS

Frank 1: Hey, Frank, I can’t seem to find my Syllabus anywhere
Frank 2: Wait, wait, a second me neither!
Frank 1: Fuck, I guess we lost it
Frank 2: They really should make it digital!
Frank 1: But there’s something about the smell of the paper-SMACK!
Frank 2: Not again! We just sang that!

Driver: Alright since there’s no kids left on this bus. I guess I’ll go home!

Frank 2: I think we missed our stop!

SILLY US!
Silly us!